May
06Who Forgot To Brush Her Teeth?
Tagged Under : brush teeth, forgetful
Me. {raises hand ever so slowly}
Before anyone goes crazy on me about this just keep in mind I’ve told you several times over and over that I am one forgetful person. This is where I get to say, I told you so. hehe Obviously my absentmindedness has NO boundaries. So while I’d like to pretend that I am shocked and horrified that I forgot to brush today, I just can’t. I have actually forgotten before. Not often, but it has happened. What I’m embarrassed about is what I did when I realized that I forgot.
I was rushing out the door to get Aryanna to school. I put the keys in the ignition and for some reason my mouth felt gritty and yucky just like they do when you haven’t brushed yet. It hit me. “Dammit!”, I thought. I actually sat there a few seconds contemplating what I should do. I know most of you are screaming at your monitor saying, “YOU GO BRUSH, THAT’S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO!!” I however, didn’t want to get out of the car. Hey, I was already comfy and all buckled, what do you want from me? I looked down and saw the juice drink I brought for myself for the ride. I took a swig, swished it around like mouthwash and prayed no one at her school would come close enough or even strike up a conversation with me. Thankfully no one did talk to me except for the usual passing hello’s.
I’m sure you’re wondering why I would embarrass myself so publicly right? What better way to remember important stuff than through humiliation at times. Hey, I can laugh at myself. Now you can laugh with me.
So there you have it, my confession for the day. At least when I got back I brushed.













