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Me.  {raises hand ever so slowly}

Before anyone goes crazy on me about this just keep in mind I’ve told you several times over and over that I am one forgetful person.  This is where I get to say, I told you so. hehe  Obviously my absentmindedness has NO boundaries.  So while I’d like to pretend that I am shocked and horrified that I forgot to brush today, I just can’t.  I have actually forgotten before.  Not often, but it has happened.  What I’m embarrassed about is what I did when I realized that I forgot.

I was rushing out the door to get Aryanna to school.  I put the keys in the ignition and for some reason my mouth felt gritty and yucky just like they do when you haven’t brushed yet.  It hit me.  “Dammit!”, I thought.  I actually sat there a few seconds contemplating what I should do.  I know most of you are screaming at your monitor saying, “YOU GO BRUSH, THAT’S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO!!”  I however, didn’t want to get out of the car.  Hey, I was already comfy and all buckled, what do you want from me?  I looked down and saw the juice drink I brought for myself for the ride.  I took a swig, swished it around like mouthwash and prayed no one at her school would come close enough or even strike up a conversation with me.  Thankfully no one did talk to me except for the usual passing hello’s.

I’m sure you’re wondering why I would embarrass myself so publicly right?  What better way to remember important stuff than through humiliation at times.  Hey, I can laugh at myself.  Now you can laugh with me. 

So there you have it, my confession for the day.  At least when I got back I brushed.