May
10I just wanted to take a quick moment to say Happy Mother’s Day out there to all the Moms including my own!!! I hope everyone is enjoying their special day!
May
06Me. {raises hand ever so slowly}
Before anyone goes crazy on me about this just keep in mind I’ve told you several times over and over that I am one forgetful person. This is where I get to say, I told you so. hehe Obviously my absentmindedness has NO boundaries. So while I’d like to pretend that I am shocked and horrified that I forgot to brush today, I just can’t. I have actually forgotten before. Not often, but it has happened. What I’m embarrassed about is what I did when I realized that I forgot.
I was rushing out the door to get Aryanna to school. I put the keys in the ignition and for some reason my mouth felt gritty and yucky just like they do when you haven’t brushed yet. It hit me. “Dammit!”, I thought. I actually sat there a few seconds contemplating what I should do. I know most of you are screaming at your monitor saying, “YOU GO BRUSH, THAT’S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO!!” I however, didn’t want to get out of the car. Hey, I was already comfy and all buckled, what do you want from me? I looked down and saw the juice drink I brought for myself for the ride. I took a swig, swished it around like mouthwash and prayed no one at her school would come close enough or even strike up a conversation with me. Thankfully no one did talk to me except for the usual passing hello’s.
I’m sure you’re wondering why I would embarrass myself so publicly right? What better way to remember important stuff than through humiliation at times. Hey, I can laugh at myself. Now you can laugh with me. 
So there you have it, my confession for the day. At least when I got back I brushed.
Apr
28
My husband is giving away a Flip Ultra over at his blog, ChefPatrick.com. We love ours. It’s compact, light and plugs directly into the computer with easy uploading. All the videos on his sight were recorded with ours so be sure to check some of them out. It’s great, really!
Go over to his site if you would like to try to win and follow the instructions on how to enter.
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Apr
24Sorry guys. I know I was just back on my game, posting frequently. Jordyn got really ill earlier in the week. In fact, he was so ill I had to take him to the hospital ER because he had trouble breathing. That was Tuesday - I’m starting to just now feel a little more calm. When your 7 year old says, “Um, it’s hard for me to breathe.” as he takes a breath between every other word, it kinda scares the hell out of you. Here’s what happened.
Monday
When Jordyn woke up to go to school on Monday I could see on his face he wasn’t feeling well. His eyes kinda turn colors and they sunk in a little. I don’t know how to describe it other then to say that I just know when he’s coming down with something just by looking at him. Momma’s intuition. At any rate, his eyes were watering and he was sneezing and sniffling a lot. At a certain point he just looked at me while eating his cereal and said, “I don’t want to go to school. My head hurts. I don’t feel well.” So I let him stay home. He was running a low fever 99.8. Clearly he didn’t feel well. I gave him a little medicine and by the end of the day he almost looked like normal again. I thought he would go to school Tuesday because even he was saying how much better he felt. We all went to bed happy.
Tuesday
When we woke up for school he had the same look as Monday morning. I inquired as to how he was feeling. He pretty much said how he didn’t feel well again and had a headache again. So I let him stay home. I noticed he started to have this dry nagging cough so when I brought Aryanna to school I picked up some medicine for him and gave him some when I got back.
Apr
19We went to a pool party Saturday. I’ve put some weight on since I’ve been in a bathing suit last. After I put my suit on Aryanna comes in the bathroom and says, “Aren’t you going to say how this makes you look fat?”
Me: “I’m sorry, what was that?”
A: “I said, aren’t you planning on saying how this makes you look fat? You know….how women do.”
I paused for a few seconds and smirked.
Me: “I didn’t plan on it.”
A: “Well you should.”
Me: “Ummmm, why? Does this make me look fat.”
A: “Okay…” she pauses and puts her hands up, palms facing me as if she were motioning me to stop, and continues, “I’m not saying this to hurt your feelings. I just want you to know that. But your belly…right here (she rubs my belly like she’s rubbing a Buddha belly statue) makes a big bump in this bathing suit a little. So it makes you look a little fat. But I’m not trying to hurt your feelings. I’m just letting you know how it looks.”
Me: “Well thanks for not hurting my feelings and being so nice about it.”
A: “No problem. I’m really not trying to hurt you, I’m trying to help you. You just might want to change.”
Me: “Well, I’m sorry but I don’t have another bathing suit.”
A: “You might want to buy one then. Just something you should think about.”
Me: “How old are you again?”
A: “Moooom…” she giggled, “You know I’m 5.”
Me: “OK. I was just checking.”
Funny thing is she was really trying to be sincere and not hurt my feelings. I guess I know who to go to when I want to know if I really do look fat in something.
Apr
15Well….sleeping boy actually. We found someone in our bed the other night. And no, I didn’t put the bear there. That’s “Teddy”. We made him for Jordyn right before he was born and he has slept with him every night since.
Apr
14I hope everyone had a good Easter. We did. It was laid back with just my husband, the kids, my Mom and my little brother. After we made the baskets we dyed some eggs. This year we took a drive to my Mom’s house. She made the best rib roast ever. I have got to get the recipe for that one! Here are some pics. I know I’m a day late but I was exhausted yesterday and wasn’t even going to begin to try to put the album together. Enjoy the pictures.
